otfivedirection:

rubato:

onedirectionstraighttohell:

take comfort in the fact that if one direction was ever in a real life paranormal activity situation, that at least zayn malik would survive

zayn would be the only one holed up in the cabin going “naw I’m good thanks, no, I really don’t want to check out what’s making that noise outside, thanks”

zayn is a survivor

exhibit a) 

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exhibit b)

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exhibit c)

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meanwhile harry and louis die first

(Source: theprincedouche, via depressedandboycrazy)

pass-the-pencil:

Zayn: "I can always hear Harry screaming in the shower ‘cause shampoo goes in his eyes, and Louis always goes in and helps."

(via frickyouharreh)

coolfatcat:

dingdongyouarewrong:

buzzfeed:

Sometimes tumblr is perfect.

HOW OLD ARE THESE SCREENSHOTS LOOK AT THE REBLOG BUTTON

see in my day

(via god-help-the-fangirl)

When getting out of the pool…

sergiovargott:

Expectations:

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Reality:

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(via god-help-the-fangirl)

gabriellejae:

Me everyday of my life

(Source: rihannanumb, via troyesivan)

Posted 1 hour ago (originally rihannanumb) + 44,731 notes

worldofthecutestcuties:

Put my son to sleep in his new onesie, woke up to a bear raiding my drawers.

(via harrydeepinlouis)

legohousedea:

just go Ben

(Source: wwadirectory, via aki-anyway)

Posted 1 hour ago (originally wwadirectory) + 2,171 notes

humorqueen:

itsraininbritishmen:

wwhatevver-ampora:

yoiplait:

terms for penis you should not use in fics:

  • love stick
  • doinker
  • schlong
  • wankie
  • ding dong
  • 100% all-beef thermometer
  • bologna pony
  • stinky pickle
  • magic wand
  • divine rod
  • love muscle
  • power drill
  • captain winky
  • yogurt slinger
  • DNA rifle 

YOGURT SLINGER.
DNA RIFLE.
I’M LAUGHING WAY TO LOUD TO BE HEALTHY.

  • 100% all-beef thermometer

this is the best thing i have ever seen in my life

(via depressedandboycrazy)

worldofthecutestcuties:

Put my son to sleep in his new onesie, woke up to a bear raiding my drawers.

(via harrydeepinlouis)

vampirestump:

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     all text posts in october must be
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(via irwindaisy)

louis pls

(Source: giggleharry, via stylesforstiles)

Posted 3 hours ago (originally giggleharry) + 2,713 notes

(Source: j4ya, via lewisandhisharold)

Posted 3 hours ago (originally j4ya) + 1,137 notes

theboyfriendstagram:

Favorite ‘1d af’ posts Part 2

Part 1

(more posts like this here)

(via notplatonic)